7.28.2007
7.26.2007
“Things I Was Thinking in Hot Topic After My 3-Year-Old Daughter and I Were Greeted by a Very Provocatively Dressed Salesgirl,” by Wayne Gladstone
So, is there, like, a backroom where you change for work, or do you walk around like that?
Would it be possible for me to see that room?
I used to have very long hair.
And an earring.
In fact, Trent Reznor and I went to Hebrew school together.
You know who that is, right?
And, oh, my daughter is my niece. No, not my niece. She’s an orphan I adopted to indoctrinate into the ways of the vampire.
Can you tell by the way I’m checking out this skull-and-crossbones key chain that I’m secretly dangerous?
I knew I shouldn’t have worn my Dockers today.
Pee on me.
7.23.2007
Gumwall


I've always loved this place in Seattle. Just off Pike Place Market in a brick alley, right across from the Alibi Room: The Gum Wall. I happened to be there this weekend, and happened to have my camera, and happened to take a picture. It all happened so fast.
There used to be a place in the village I lived in Holland like this, but it was a very narrow walkway between two buildings. Both walls simply covered in gum and DNA. And some other stuff, I'm sure.