Sistah Leslie Trumpin Coulter

My sweet sister gives me ...

Kathy Griffin owns Coulter.

Cheney says, "teabag my shit Ann."

suited

I was on hold with the IRS today for about 15 minutes.

They have a system where the voices for prompting, and to tell you that the help desk is still busy, is at about level 3 out of 10. Then the on hold music snaps on at about level 9.

The music for the IRS? An endless loop of the theme from the Nutcracker. Of course.

(I never did get through.)

Hillary Clinton is tone deaf

Hillary Clinton has an official campaign song. After a highly publicized selection process meant to "involve her supporters" she chose "You and I" by Celine Dion.

And with that, I predict Obama to win in the primaries.

Adam Gorski

The author of this scribble on a Winnebago down in Georgetown infers that there actually exist reasons to beat women. But Adam is a man of his own rules.