5.26.2006

BREAKING NEWS

CNN's coverage of this "alleged gun shot" at the capitol is riotous.

The press are simply dying for a person weighed down with armament hiding in a closet. All based on one single phone call from someone saying they thought they heard a bang.

Currently:

BREAKING NEWS
"No Reports of Injuries. But one Panic Attack."

As Dave Barry would say, "I'm not kidding."

5.25.2006


She sleeps in whatever position gravity forces on her - like this for at least half an hour.
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5.23.2006

Talking english should be required speaking

George Bush has stated that english should be the official language of the United States. The only reason I can see for this proclamation is perhaps he's looking for a personal challenge:

"...people who hate America, people that had been trained in some instances to disassemble — that means not tell the truth."


"No question that the enemy has tried to spread sectarian violence. They use violence as a tool to do that."

"If the Iranians were to have a nucular weapon they could proliferate."

"And so I'm for medical liability at the federal level."

"I mean, there was a serious international effort to say to Saddam Hussein, you're a threat. And the 9/11 attacks extenuated that threat, as far as I-concerned."

"I think we are welcomed in Iraq. But it was not a peaceful welcome."

"As a matter of fact, I know relations between our governments is good."

"So please give cash money to organizations that are directly involved in helping save lives — save the life who had been affected by Hurricane Katrina."

"He understands the need for a timely write of the constitution."

Link to a bunch of Bushisms here.

5.22.2006


Why does he set himself up for ridicule like this?
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