BREAKING NEWS
CNN's coverage of this "alleged gun shot" at the capitol is riotous.
The press are simply dying for a person weighed down with armament hiding in a closet. All based on one single phone call from someone saying they thought they heard a bang.
Currently:
BREAKING NEWS
"No Reports of Injuries. But one Panic Attack."
As Dave Barry would say, "I'm not kidding."
The press are simply dying for a person weighed down with armament hiding in a closet. All based on one single phone call from someone saying they thought they heard a bang.
Currently:
BREAKING NEWS
"No Reports of Injuries. But one Panic Attack."
As Dave Barry would say, "I'm not kidding."
posted by C at 10:40 AM
1 Comments:
I started taking bets at my office on how long they'd milk the non-story for ratings. We all lost when they went an hour longer than the highest bet.
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