Name That Baby

You get to call your baby anything you want. For (at least) the next 18 years every single thing you do in your life is based upon the needs of this person, so the naming is kind of the last thing you get to choose.

Yesterday's news held that a couple had named their child "Georgebush" (insert last name). But today someone found this gem from a few years back. The first name is apparently a mash up of "your highness," though I'm guessing there's a lifetime of waiting room call-outs for "yer heeeens?"

Announcing the arrival of a beautiful new baby boy at
St. Francis Health Center . . .

Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K

born to

Evelyn and Kendall

at 9:10 p.m.
Saturday, February 15, 2003
measuring 21 inches
and weighing in at 8 pounds 8 ounces