The Rump Tells All

This is not a hoax. This person is serious. She is insane. She is also probably making money.

"Jacqueline Stallone has revived the ancient art of Rumpology. Just as a print of your fingers, palms, soles and ears tells a story, so does a print of your rump."

It goes on: "send a close up picture of your rear-end...Jacqueline will read your image, and you will receive..."

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