God Will Smite You. Duck. Now. You Vote Wrong.

Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson warned residents of a rural Pennsylvania town Thursday that disaster may strike there because they "voted God out of your city" by ousting school board members who favored teaching intelligent design.

All eight Dover, Pa., school board members up for re-election were defeated Tuesday after trying to introduce "intelligent design" - the belief that the universe is so complex that it must have been created by a higher power - as an alternative to the theory of evolution.

"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God. You just rejected him from your city," Robertson said on the Christian Broadcasting Network's "700 Club."

This is our loving god according to Pat Robertson. Okay, not loving. Accepting. Just kind of accepting. Actually, not accepting at all. Kind of hating. Smiting, really. With all his power.

Let's just guess Pat's wrong.