Better Than Beanie Weenie!

My new friend Beth was telling me tonight about a camping culinary treat she and her sister make. It's hot dogs in macaroni and cheese.

She told me it was called "Captain Schlong" and I laughed for a minute straight, then tittered for another three or four minutes. It was just too fabulously absurdly funny to me.

Then, over dinner, she mentioned it again, and I realized what she actually said was "Kraft 'n' schlong." This should not de-fuse the enormity of it for me, but it did. I wasn't laughing at the schlong part, I guess; I was laughing that this pedestrian combination of childhood favorites got a military title.

It will always be 'Captain' to me, Beth.